Talking aimlessly, yawning while speaking, tuning up with one eyed closed, and general lax behavior while in contact with all...most..a couple of .... only one.... One Eyed Possum Net member and is entitled to all privileges, rights, notoriety by association, and just deserts of membership in The One Eyed Possum Net. It is understood that said person happened upon The One Eyed Possum Net frequency of 1.913 MHz at night, or 3.913 MHz during the day by accident, however, the honor is being conferred in any case. In accepting this award the precipitant agrees to wink the left eye at one non-member daily. This certificate is issued in recognition of excellent possum like performance, and the holder is authorized to use the letters of W A P (Worked-All-Possums) on station cards, correspondence, tee shirts, birth certificates, and other personal effects.